oni-queen:

jacksonspace:

thesecretkeith:

I was about to reblog this, when I looked up and noticed my cat was just staring at this cucumber on my kitchen table

Interesting.

Scientist cats.

(Source: theamericankid)

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bbcatemysoul:

"to the very best of times, john"

he’s saying that his time with you was the best time of his life, john

he is saying you’re the best thing that ever happened to him, john

this is probably closer to what he wanted to say than “sherlock is actually a girl’s name,” john

goddammit john

K I S S

H I M

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nangbaby:

pixandwords:

batched:

ho-ho-my-lad:

sirdef:

alduiiin:

sTEPHEN COLBERT

OH MY GOD

you guys do realized that hydra is a nazi organization, so this isn’t really a funny juxtaposition, it’s pretty gross actually

… it isn’t though? It’s a reference to the Winter Soldier film?? It’s a fictional Marvel organization???

Wait a minute you’re getting upset over a “fictional” organization from a comic book?!
Really?!

And not only that, but if you think the right-wing and HYDRA, which was too evil for even the Nazis (remember the first Captain America), have something in common, it’s hilarious.

nangbaby:

pixandwords:

batched:

ho-ho-my-lad:

sirdef:

alduiiin:

sTEPHEN COLBERT

OH MY GOD

you guys do realized that hydra is a nazi organization, so this isn’t really a funny juxtaposition, it’s pretty gross actually

… it isn’t though? It’s a reference to the Winter Soldier film?? It’s a fictional Marvel organization???

Wait a minute you’re getting upset over a “fictional” organization from a comic book?!

Really?!

And not only that, but if you think the right-wing and HYDRA, which was too evil for even the Nazis (remember the first Captain America), have something in common, it’s hilarious.

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zftw:

genderthief:

i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth 

she’s waiting for the salsa

zftw:

genderthief:

i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth 

she’s waiting for the salsa

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lexdragon:

kill-me-or-smthng:

ironmanarlert:

someactorkid:

nerdycouture:

lukethreepwood:

littleradge:

celestialcow:

xcryinglighting:

Yes, I play videogames :)<3


Yes, I drink coke. :) <3


Yah i play vidya gaem 2


Yes, I own a coffee table :)<3


Yes, I use paper towels :)<3


Yes, I use lamps :)<3


Yes, I murder my enemies and bathe in their blood :)<3

one is not like the others

yeah man who the fuck uses fucking lamps anymore

lexdragon:

kill-me-or-smthng:

ironmanarlert:

someactorkid:

nerdycouture:

lukethreepwood:

littleradge:

celestialcow:

xcryinglighting:

Yes, I play videogames :)<3

image

Yes, I drink coke. :) <3

image

Yah i play vidya gaem 2

image

Yes, I own a coffee table :)<3

image

Yes, I use paper towels :)<3

image

Yes, I use lamps :)<3

Yes, I murder my enemies and bathe in their blood :)<3

one is not like the others

yeah man who the fuck uses fucking lamps anymore

405,573 notes

rosefire:

gaywitch-practisingabortion:

situationalstudent:

purplespacecats:

professorbutterscotch:

kiskolee:

THIS.

I have never thought about it in this context
that’s actually really, really creepy.

I… fuck.

Yeah, basically.

I once pointed this out to my mother and she just stared at me, in stunned silence for ages. 

There will always be a girl who is less sober, less secure, with less friends walking in a darker part of town. I want her safe just as much as I want me safe.

rosefire:

gaywitch-practisingabortion:

situationalstudent:

purplespacecats:

professorbutterscotch:

kiskolee:

THIS.

I have never thought about it in this context

that’s actually really, really creepy.

I… fuck.

Yeah, basically.

I once pointed this out to my mother and she just stared at me, in stunned silence for ages. 

There will always be a girl who is less sober, less secure, with less friends walking in a darker part of town. I want her safe just as much as I want me safe.

(Source: bigfatphallusy)

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